my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories
this is me, i am pete, love me
if you’re ever stranded in the wild just rub 2 mozzarella sticks together to build a pizza
well this annoying thing happens like every day:
I JUST SHOWED MY MOMS THIS AND NOW THEY THINK THEY’RE INTERNET CELEBRITIES
Apparently this is "The clearest photo of Mercury ever taken."
why isnt everyone getting so excited about this, it is literally another planet look at how beautiful it is stop what your doing and look at how alien like this planet is what is living there oh my god mercury
this is so specific i love it
does anyone else read the lips of people on gifs to figure out which part of the subtitles they are saying
And then get annoyed that they’re saying like 3 of the 20 words.
listening to a sad song that has a nice beat
never microwave a caprisun
what did you do
i microwaved a caprisun